i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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