Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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