i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My dick has a subreddit
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
