How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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