she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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