who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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