Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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