My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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