its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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