What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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