Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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