Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
last night I used snow as a chaser
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
