You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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