Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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