so explain again why im purple
no
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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