we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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