doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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