I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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