matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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