its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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