He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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