You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
where does the pee come out of this thing
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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