plz talk dirty to me
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So much rum. So many feels.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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