She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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