I will die if light touches me.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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