Me. At least after what I've been through.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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