Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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