Your tits are I can't wait for
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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