very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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