so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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