Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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