anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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