And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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