there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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