if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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