dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
