Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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