I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
there was a trapeze. enough said
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
