love makes seman taste better
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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