At least make sure they are 18
Why
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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