They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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