Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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