He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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