Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
