Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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