I am full of burrito and curiosity
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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