Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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