My room smells like vodka and shame
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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