Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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