I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You need a sexual gate keeper
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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