I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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